Question: Funniest Blonde jokes... funny?


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Answer #1:

check out mine its Friday and A Blonde and a brunette were in a cafe eating lunch when the Blonde said isn't that your husband with the flowers the brunette sighed and said yup kinda sad and the Blonde said whats wrong your lucky at least he cares about you and the brunette says no i like the flowers but now i have to keep my legs open all weekend then the Blonde says o my dont you have a vase? lol XD

Answer #2:

"won a bagel, like Winnebago" HaHa!!

Q. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

A.Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper

Q.How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?

A.Tell her that the drinks are on the house.

Answer #3:

i dont get it.

Answer #4:

I dont get it.

How do you kill a blonde?

You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.





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